There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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