As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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