I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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