i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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