So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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