his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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