have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She's the barista slut.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
