u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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