did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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