He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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