How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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