all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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