so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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