My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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