Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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