She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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