He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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