Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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