I think scott just propositioned me for sex
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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