He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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