Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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