turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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