I CAN MOONWALK!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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