just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
