my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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