did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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