She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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