ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Rumble strips road head = magical
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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