2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he shaved USA in his pubs
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles