What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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