you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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