So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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