It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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