I'd wear matching sweaters with you
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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