Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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