Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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