i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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