Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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