I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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