I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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