I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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