We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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