You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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