My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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