susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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