I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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