Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I have already put on my inside pants.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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