I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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