After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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