belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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