We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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