Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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